|What the Travel Brochures Don't Tell You|
An ancient proverb says it well: 'To lie about a far country is easy'.
And while travel brochures – those wonderful glossy productions pitched somewhere between a coffee table decoration and a work of art – don't set out to be actually misleading, the end-result sometimes strays a little from the truth.
In these publications the sun always shines, everyone smiles, all food is fresh, the water safe, fish line up to be hooked, and exhausted adjectives like 'beautiful, stunning, super, azure and dazzling' end up needing a vacation themselves after their workout.
But if you are alert (and perhaps a trifle cynical) other phrases can take on a whole new meaning too:
One thing is certain. If you make a mistake in your choice of vacation spot, no one need ever know.
When your friends ask how was the trip, all you have to do is say: "Tropical, secluded, leisurely... walking distance from everything. And the staff were so-o-o friendly."
You can do it. As the proverb says: it's easy!
by Sally Hammond
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